Afer evaluating the X-Men for life and love, Kalya is back and asking the age-old question…Which Marvel character would be the best to date?!?
It's the time you've all been waiting for! Return of the Marvel dating game. Bear with me as I will be digging deep into my memory.
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Iron Man Pros: Rich, funny, incredible genius Cons: Gets around, snarky, arch reactor keeping him alive, problems with authority 7/10
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Thor Pros: Abs of steel, higher being, loyal, mythical. Cons: Archaic speech, extraterrestrial, lacks much of a sense of humor. 7.5/10
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Black Widow Pros: Very sexy, flexible, hot accent. Cons: Likely to stab you in a fight, tremendous emotional baggage. 5/10
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Hulk Pros: Very smart, caring, moderately funny. Cons: Turns into a giant brutal green monster when aggravated, chance of death. 3/10
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Spider-Man Pros: Smart, witty, great photographer, family man, cute. Cons: Troublesome secret identity, GFs are often taken hostage. 9/10
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The Thing Pros: Good sense of humor, great protector. Cons: Basically a giant rock, imagine sex would be painful/deadly, massive. 1/10
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Deadpool Pros: Hilariously, can't die, loves tacos. Cons: Messed up face, takes nothing serious, makes a lot of rude comments. 3/10
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Daredevil Pros: Defender of the innocent, badass ninja skills, attractive. Cons: Blind, has a lot of enemies, childhood trauma. 8/10
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Human Torch Pros: Young, funny, sexy, great for roasting marshmallows Cons: Ladies man (in a bad way), bad temper. 7/10
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Silver Surfer Pros: Cosmic power, bad ass surfboard, strong conscience. Con: Really evil boss, can't take out in public. 5/10
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Mr Fantastic Pros: Extremely intelligent, wealthy, intriguing sexual possibilities with powers. Cons: Bit of a stick in the mud. 8/10
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Elektra Pros: Total badass, very sexy, sweet costumes, foreign. Cons: Mercenary, no moral compass, severe psychological issues. 4/10
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Nick Fury Pros: Leader of S.H.I.E.L.D, goal oriented, world traveler. Cons: Missing an eye, hasn't demonstrated interest in romance. 5/10
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Captain America Pros: Attractive, patriotic, caring, loyal. Cons: Old fashioned, has trouble with modern technology and references. 9/10
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I think that's all the characters I can give a somewhat educated evaluation of.
— SheWhoMustNotBeNamed (@VixenRogue) November 7, 2014
