I can't fit my thoughts on #Expendables3 in 140 characters, so I will now tweet a series of possible alternative tag lines for it.
— Kayla (@VixenRogue) August 19, 2014
#Expendables3: "Story by Sylvester Stallone", sums up all you need to know.
— Kayla (@VixenRogue) August 19, 2014
#Expendables3: Breaking the record for most disturbing old men on one screen at a time.
— Kayla (@VixenRogue) August 19, 2014
#Expendables3: Reloading is for pussies.
— Kayla (@VixenRogue) August 19, 2014
#Expendables3: Anything will explode if you shoot it a couple times.
— Kayla (@VixenRogue) August 19, 2014
#Expendables3: Bad guys ALWAYS miss.
— Kayla (@VixenRogue) August 19, 2014
#Expendables3: We cast Emmett from Twilight… ladies.
— Kayla (@VixenRogue) August 19, 2014
#Expendables3: You know it's good when for most of the movie the best acting is done by Jason Stathom.
— Kayla (@VixenRogue) August 19, 2014
#Expendables3: Sylvester Stallone wears a disturbing number of Aztec prints.
— Kayla (@VixenRogue) August 19, 2014
#Expendables3: A boat goes off a jump and lands onto a moving truck, while people on board are shooting. Seriously.
— Kayla (@VixenRogue) August 19, 2014
Thus concludes my #Expendables3 tweetfest. I hope you enjoyed.
— Kayla (@VixenRogue) August 19, 2014
